Album: Stroke a Horse's Navel
Company: The Eyes Record Company
Catalog: 710206
Year: 1977
Genre: rock
Grade: *** (3 stars)
Condition: VG+ cover / VG+ LP
Comments: SOLD
Quantity available: SOLD
Price: SOLD $100,00
I've seen this one hyped on high priced dealer lists as a psych masterpiece; a Beatlesque triumph, and as a slice of mind-warping hard rock. You probably won't be surprised to learn that it isn't any of the above.
Recorded
at Cincinnati, Ohio's QCA Studios, the band themselves are a mystery since
their self-produced and financed 1977 debut "Stroke
a Horse's Navel" contains little in the way of
performing, producing or writing credits. Production and writing
credits are attributed to The Eyes and there are no performances
credits. Musically this is slightly under-produced power-pop that will
probably appeal to folks who like other mid-1970s Cleveland-based outfits
like The Choir and Eric Carmen and the Raspberries. Originals such as
'Mornings' and 'Oh, To Be a Child Again' boasted nice top-40 melodies that
with a little bit of clean-up could've been massive radio hits. That
comparison isn't 100% accurate since tracks like 'Probate Me Baby',
'Yesterdays' and 'Such Is Life' were more rock-ish than what you would have
found on
the formers releases. I'll also tell you that it took a couple of
spins for this to click with me. The first couple of times I played
the album I focused on the set's shortcomings; notably the lead singer's
occasionally quivering voice and the less than perfect production, but by
the third spin the album's low-tech charms caught my ear making this one of
the few albums I've bothered to put on CDR.
Postscript:
The Eyes Record Company was incorporate in Independence, Ohio by J L. Forcina
and James A. Forcina. Pure speculation on my part, but I'm guessing they
were brothers and the driving forces behind the album.
"Stroke a
Horse's Naval" track listing:
(side 1)
(side 1)
1.) Charmer
(The Eyes) - 3:00
'Charmer'
started the album with a pretty enough ballad - imagine something out of a
mid-career Ambrosia album, though the vocals couldn't begin to rival David pack
and company. In fact the slightly flat and colorless vocals were the major
downside to this one. rating:
*** stars
2.) Goodbye
Finally (The Eyes) - 2:48
Nice
breezy power pop tune that could have been a hit with a bit of additional
production work. rating;
*** stars
3.)
Mornings (The Eyes) - 2:47
Another
highly melodic tune that had the makings of a great top-40 single but was just a
bit too clunky around the edges to make it. rating:
*** stars
4.) Oh, To Be a
Child Again (The Eyes) - 2:24
Hum,
the band adds a bit of jangle-rock and Merseybeat to their repertoire with nice
results. rating:
**** stars
5.) Probate Me
Baby (The Eyes) - 2:37
'Probate
Me Baby' had a nice nervous and jumpy edge that gets better and better after a
couple of beers. Always liked the slightly raw guitars on this
one. rating: ****
stars
6.)
Yesterdays (The Eyes) - 3:57
With a
slight AOR-feel and some of the cheesy '70s synthesizer washes I love,
'Yesterdays' was probably the album's most radio-ready tune. It's
certainly one of the album highlights for me.
rating: **** stars
(side
2)
1.) Such Is Life (The Eyes) - 2:00
1.) Such Is Life (The Eyes) - 2:00
based
on the lyrics you would have thought the title was 'I'm a Loner'.
Regardless, it was insidiously catchy. Too bad it wasn't tagged as a
single. rating: ****
stars
2.)
509 (The Eyes) - 3:10
Eric
Carmen and the Rapsberries styled big ballad that was simply too sappy and vapid
for my tastes. rating; **
stars
3.) So You've Got
a Hit (The Eyes) - 3:34
Hum,
do you detect a note of envy one this one ? Wonder who inspired this three
minutes of generosity? The guitar solo was hysterical. rating:
*** stars
4.) Tax
Collector (The Eyes) - 3:06
The
album's funniest tune - image a bit of George Harrison fiscal insight coupled
with Roger Daltry anger .... Great tune, though I seriously doubt
these guys had to worry about hitting the alternate minimum tax
rates. rating:
**** stars
5.) Stroke a
Horse's Navel (The Eyes) - 2:47
The
title track simply didn't make much of impression on me, kind of meandering
around without a particularly strong, or memorable melody. Nice harmonies
and the cheesy synthesizers were back. rating:
*** stars
6.)
Eyes (The Eyes) - 3:13
With a
Rapsberries-styled flavor, the optometry references were funny ... Nice
tune. rating: **** stars